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Loafing
Around
I'm
a vegetarian but not the kind that stands outside of
Whole Foods at daybreak, waiting impatiently for the
doors to open so that I can be assured of buying the
freshest possible
organic kohlrabi. I am, instead, the kind that simply
avoids
the
meat section at my local grocer.
I'm fussy about my bread, though. If it's not stone-ground
wheat then it might as well be that white, spongy
excuse for bread that used to "build strong bodies
twelve
ways" until the FCC cracked down on the manufacturer's
advertising department. Plain old "whole wheat" ain't
gonna cut it. The price of this pickiness means
bread that sometimes costs $4 a loaf. Seems excessive.
So last week I stopped at a garage
sale and my curiosity was piqued by a bread-making machine,
a Black & Decker
B1516. It was like new, with instructions, and only
$15. (And it's a B&D so, you know, "manly". Right?)
I know
someone who swears by these things so I purchased it,
brought it home, and proceeded to make bread.
I always thought you had to be a lazy douche-wad
to own a bread maker as anyone serious about their
food would make it the old-fashioned way. But so far
it's been fun, sort of like a domestic science
experiment.
There's
more variation to the process than I thought and lots
of recipes in the manual, though every other word
seems to be "gluten". I have no idea what
that is but it must be important.
From an operational standpoint it is, fortunately for
me, bone-head simple. Just add the ingredients, choose
the type
of bread
(white or whole wheat) and press "Start".
A loaf of white bread can take as little as two hours
to make but the
whole-wheat version that I prefer takes four hours,
much of
that time
spent allowing the yeast to break the germ, endogerm
and bran down into something digestible.
The two loaves it's made so far are averaging $10 apiece
but that cost will plunge as I make more. (By the sixteenth
loaf, or sooner, I should be at the $2 mark). The bread
itself is tasty and free of preservatives so,
on balance, it looks like I have a new countertop-hogging
pal.
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Oh,
That Mitt.
Gawker.com
just published "more
than 950
pages of Mitt Romney's internal audits, financial
statements, and private investor letters for 21 cryptically
named
entities in which Romney had invested." Lots of interesting
stuff.
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If you're a reporter and you want to interview Mitt
you can't ask him about Todd
Akin or abortion. Them's
the rules.
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Mitt
Romney has lied about Medicare, Bain Capital,
and his taxes. Why start believing him now?
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So why doesn't Mitt want to releases
his taxes? His latest excuse is that he doesn't want
anyone to know
how much he's given to his church. Oh, Mitt. Did
you have to make your wife lie
for you?
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Today's video: Mulvar Is Correct Candidate! You will
watch now, yes?
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President Obama's Top 50 Accomplishments
Number 30: Gave the
FDA Power to Regulate Tobacco
Signed
the Family Smoking Prevention and Tobacco Control Act
(2009). Nine years in the making and long resisted by
the tobacco industry, the law mandates that tobacco manufacturers
disclose all ingredients, obtain FDA approval for new
tobacco products, and expand the size and prominence
of cigarette warning labels, and bans the sale of misleadingly
labeled “light” cigarette brands and tobacco
sponsorship of entertainment events.
For the full list of his 50 finest achievements read the Washington
Monthly story.
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And
now our Chart of the Day:
Missions
To Mars
Immense version
of chart here.
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Republican Job Creation Update
Congress
is in recess until early September. No jobs are being created, no farms
are being saved.
For the full 2001-2012 list of Republican sloth please visit republicanjobcreation.com.
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Today's Google
Chow.
Martian: "Mars needs women!"
Woman: "Why? So you can just use us as sex slaves?"
Martian: "Oh, HELLZ no! We need someone to run the
planet. We're terrible at it and women are undervalued
here. Besides, we offer medical, dental, and
a 401k
plan."
Caption: Twenty-four hours later:
TV: "And, in economic news, Fleshlight Corporation overtakes
Apple as world's most valuable company."
Horny guy: "Heeeeeeeeere, kitty-kitty-kitty."
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