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Not In My Back Yard

dinotopiaSuppose that asteroid had never struck the Yucatan Peninsula some 60 million years ago. Even though the dinosaurs would have remained the dominant life form there exists the outside possibility that modern humans, or something like us, may have still had a chance to evolve to become masters of this planet. If early proto-humans could survive the lion and the cheetah it could also survive the raptor.

If so, it would not have been a Dinotopia. It would have been a contemptuous war bred of familiarity as our primitive forebears used all their skills and knowledge to ruthlessly diminish the dino population at every chance. Upon the invention of the gun the dinosauria population would have been quickly reduced to small, isolated pockets, not unlike the fate of the tiger and the wolf.

Remember that an estimated 60 million American bison, a large and dangerous animal, were killed by frontiersmen in the 1800s in just a few short years. I doubt the cuddly, friendly allosaurus would have fared much better at the hands of pre-environmental man.



Mitt Romney Is A Big Fat Liar.

mitt romney liesMitt Romney is citing a new book by Rhodes Scholar Noam Schreiber which claims that the Obama administration knowingly championed the health care bill as a means of slowing down the economy.

Only that's not what the book is about AT ALL, and the author went on TV to say so.

Mitt Romney is a liar. A big fat, liar.


Mitt Romney can't identify a chocolate donut.


And now our Chart of the Day: Wages as a percentage of the economy. (Note the huge, massive, taut and erect Clinton bulge.)

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Much, larger version of the chart here.


Republican Job Creation Update

republican job creation6-8-2012: The House passed a bill to repeal a new excise tax on medical devices. The GOP refers to this as a "jobs bill". A waste of time as the Senate will not consider the bill.

In the meantime the GOP is still losing its shit over light bulbs, voting to restrict funding for the application of energy-efficient lighting (Which are manufactured in Hell itself.) No jobs were created.

For the full 2001-2012 list of Republican sloth please visit republicanjobcreation.com.


Fox News Lies. Dump Fox News

Fox News Lies! Fox News headline: "Clinton Takes Swipe At Obama!"

Actually, no. Fox News distorts reality again.

Click here to help Drop Fox from your cable system.

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