And
Jerry Mathers as the Euphemism
 I still
cannot, to this day, honestly
believe that the writers of "Leave It To Beaver" didn't
know exactly what they were
doing when they unleashed "Beaver Cleaver" on
an innocent, 1950s, Red-Scared America.
Some say that "beaver", as a euphemism for
the female pudenda, wasn't used colloquially at that
time. But after a little research I found this dandy
limerick, circa 1927, that seems to prove otherwise.
(Although it makes me think we've been pronouncing
Lady Godiva wrong all these years.) Pro Tip: It's helpful
to read with this a Michael Caine accent.
There was a young lady named Eva
Who went to the ball as Godiva,
But a change in the lights,
Showed a tear in her tights,
And a low fellow present yelled "Beaver"
So there.
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A final note of appreciation to all
the Democrats in Wisconsin who worked their buns off
in order to keep the
fire of democracy lit in their state. You got outspent
20-1 by the corporations but you went down fighting.
See
you
in
November.
=Lefty=
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Mitt Romney Is A Big Fat Liar.
 Mr.
Romney is claiming that President Obama's stimulus package
actually LOST jobs. But Mitt's calculations
peculiarly include ALLLL
the jobs lost during the tail end of the Bush
Depression in
the
early
days of the Obama administration.
And that was a LOT
of jobs.
Mitt Romney is a liar. A big fat, liar.
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Mitt Romney can't identify a chocolate donut.
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And now our Chart of the Day:
Public
Employment During the Last Three Administrations:
Word of explanation: The sharp downward trend
of public employment in the Obama administration
is mostly due to across-the-board job losses
in Republican-led states. It's a man-made depression
orchestrated by the GOP to harm the image of
Mr. Obama.
Much, larger version of the chart here.
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Republican Job Creation Update
 6-6-2012: The
House was not in session on Monday but on Tuesday
it spent the day amending water and energy bills,
mostly shuffling money from one account to another. It
was not a job creating event.
For the full 2001-2012 list of Republican sloth
please visit republicanjobcreation.com.
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