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epic failure I hate to waggle the charming notion found in today's cartoon in your face but I'm getting the distinct impression that if John Boehner were a cobbler his children would be shoeless. If he were a car salesman his wife would be lurching about in an '87 Yugo. If he ran a seniors home his parents would be living in a dumpster behind an Outback Steakhouse. And if he were a congressman his constituents would have all the discrimination of wolverine poop.

To be honest, Mr. Boehner is intelligent enough to find his ass with both hands and so he's and perfectly capable of passing legislation that would create jobs in this country. He's just not going to do it. To the GOP it doesn't matter if people are eating out of dumpsters as long as it means a one-term presidency for Mr. Obama.

Bon appetit', America.

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I don't want to sound like a fan-boy or anything but KEITH OLBERMAN IS BACK!!!! OMG-OMG-OMFG!!!!

Starting tonight 8PM/7c on Current TV. Be there!

=Lefty=

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john boehner"We're going to have a relentless focus on creating jobs." - John Boehner, February 10, 2011.

The following is #42 in a list of accomplishments by the GOP since they gained control of the House in 2011. None have yet to result in one, single new job.

(42) 6-20-2011: The GOP held a convention in New Orleans and hired an Obama look-alike to stand on stange and tell racist jokes. So +1 to the GOP for giving a man a job but -1,000,000 points for the kind of job it was.

For the entire list of GOP futility, click here.

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Fox News Lies!And what manner of lie is Fox News spewing today? They went to bat for poor, beleagured Boeing, misrepresenting its case against the NLRB.

Click here to help Drop Fox from your cable system.


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John Boehner: Honey, remember when I told the American people that the Republican party was going to have a relentless focus on creating jobs?

Mrs. Boehner: Yes, John.

John Boehner: Well, I just want you to know that I'll always have the same relentless focus on your sexual pleasure.

Mrs. Boehner: Oh, I know that. Good night, John.

Soft hum of a vibrator in the night: Buzzzzzzzzz.