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Where's
The Love?
If
Hitler hadn't started WWII our U.S. military
forces would not have integrated when
they did, and civil rights would have stagnated.
The Baby Boom would have never occurred. The
flower-power Summer of Love would withered
on the vine. Marijuana would not have risen
from the obscure morass of federal taboo.
Rock-and-roll would have died in its infancy
as it would not have millions of devotees
hanging on John Lennon's every Christ-like
word, spending their lunch money on vinyl-powered
angst. Heavy
metal, disco, rap and most other genre's of
music
we've come
to know
and
love
would be unknown.
No WWII would mean that the Cold War
would have never occurred, or would have come
much
later. America
and
Russia
would not have become rivals for world
domination. We wouldn't have 30,000 nukes playing
their MAD little games.
We would've never gone to the moon.
Research into jet propulsion would have been
slower, so international travel as we've come
to know it might still be uncommon and expensive.
There would be no Goon Show, no Monty Python,
no Ernie Kovacs, no French avante garde film
schools, no atomic monster movies, no Fantastic
Four, no Pokemon. No
cars with fins.
Fifty million people, or so it's estimated,
died in WWII. The iPod in your
hand is a direct result of Hitler's war machine.
That's perspective.
=Lefty=
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Raging Pencils salutes the
Mystery Readers of
Lahore,
Pakistan
Whoever
you are, thanks for
reading my delicious
little 'toon.
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Today's Google
Chow.
Scientist: Good news! As ordered, our best scientists have accessed broadcasts
from the future, the year 2010. By all accounts Europe is unified, Russia is
no longer communist and the Jews are a powerful military force in Israel.
Hitler: And what of America?
Scientist: They now have their own Fascist Party now and, in fact, recently used
some of our old propaganda techniques to start a war in the Middle East. Millions
died. Mostly civilians.
Hitler: Was their commander-in-chief punished for this?
Scientist: No, he retired and is now living in anonymity in a suburb in Texas.
Hitler: Go on.
Scientist: Their current president is a negro. The Fascist party takes great
sport in unfavorably comparing him to you.
Hitler: Mein gott! A schwatze? and what do you mean by “unfavorably”?
Scientist: Forgive me, fuhrer, but history judges this war to be a holocaust,
incited by your, um, atheism. also...
Hitler: This is madness! my armies are invincible and gott mitt uns! It is your
research that is obviously at fault!
Scientist: But, Mein Fuehrer, it's all here...
Hitler: You are wasting my time! Burn it!
Scientist: But, Feuh....
Hitler: Burn it all! Tomorrow my tanks roll into Russia and I will henceforth
double the number of concentration camps. The future is mine, not yours! Now
get out of my sight!
Scientist buddy :So, how'd it go?
Scientist: I thought he took it rather well.
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