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Raging Pencils by Mike "Hansel" Stanfill

Rumpelstiltskin, as read by Dick Cheney.


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Ms. Direction.

cheney in stripes Here's how this whole torture brouhaha with Nancy Pelosi works out.

Dick Cheney: "Psst! Hey, Nancy! Come over here!"

Nancy: "What is it, Dick?"

Dick: "See that guy over there? The guy by the tree?"

Nancy: "The guy covered in ketchup? Yeah, I see him. Why?"

Dick: "Oh, nothin'. See ya later."

Five years later:

The entire Fox News line-up: "Nancy Pelosi, did you know about the man that Dick Cheney murdered five years ago?"

Nancy: "Well, Dick Cheney showed me some guy, but..."

The entire Fox News line-up: "Ah-HA! Murderer!"

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Dick Cheney reads "Rumpelstiltskin".
Dick: "...the odd little dwarf said "Guess my name in three days or you'll never see your baby again." So the king waterboarded him for a month but with no luck. By then the baby was long gone and so the king blamed everything on the jester. The end."