Killer Award

Murdered Americans, concentration camps, a corrupt DOJ, random military actions and new forever wars, an imploding economy, fools running public health, seemingly endless White House grifting, and an objectively-evident child rapist with his tiny hands on the evidence against him.

Congressional Republicans could stop this but they won't because they fear for their jobs or, knowing Trump, their lives. But giving up one's life or livelihood for this country is only for patriots. It's not in the GOP's playbook. For the rest of us, the mid-terms can't get here fast enough.

Until then, protest whenever and wherever possible, because Trump just HATES that.

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The Trump Corollary: Having one's name in the news every day is a sure sign that person is doing something terribly wrong.

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The most ludicrous explanation I've heard about the bomb and/or missile that killed 153 children at an all-girl's school in Iran was this:

"It was one of Iran's own missile's going awry."

To which I replied "Fuck ALLLLLLLL the way off."

First, what are the chances of an errant Iranian missile even striking a building much less falling smack-dab on top of a school? Slim, none and fuck all the way off.

Two, if any entity was to specifically target a girl's school for the very reason of making the Iranian's lose their shit and respond disproportionately, as would anyone with a heart, it's the Israeli or U.S. military.

I can almost hear Pete Hegseth and Trump giggling to one another about how awesome it would be to bomb a school, just to own the libs, uh, I mean, Ayatollah.

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I recently created and posted an image on the inter-tubes of George H.W. Bush asking the people of Iraq to rise up against their oppressive government, similar to Trump asking the Iranian people to also rise up.

Good luck with that, you mango maroon.

Anyhoo, I made the mistake of not identifying George or the date of his pronouncement forgetting that it occurred 35 years ago when half the U.S. population wasn’t even born yet. Small wonder, then, that the main social media site to which I posted it, Reddit, largely ignored it as the median age there seems to be about 13-1/2 at times, judging by the comics they favor.

With that in mind, there are many younger Americans who don't know that Diaperboy McBabykiller appeared in several films, mostly in cameo roles. So without checking Google which of the following films do you, a mature reader of my fabulous 'toons, believe Fascist McFuckleduck played a part:

American Psychopath
Frankenhooker
Something Wicked This Way Comes
In the Mouth of Madness
Kiss the Blood Off My Hands
Creepshow
Pigs and Battleships
Killer Clowns From Outer Space
When I Get Home, My Wife Always Pretends to Be Dead
Brain Dead
The Thing
Trump vs. the Illuminati

Answer: None of the above.... surprisingly.

- Lefty