What's In YOUR Nest Egg?

Trump: "My tariff's will cause manufacturers to come back to America and build the best new factories ever."

Us: "And that will happen soon?"

Trump: "No. About five years."

Us: "Five years!? And then prices will come back down?"

Trump: "........ Did I mention they're eating pets in Greenland?"

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Didja know that Congress has the power to stop Trump's tariffs?

It's true.

Didja know that the Speaker of the House, Republican Mike Johnson, will not allow such a vote to come to the floor?

It's true.

Didja know that both Trump and Johnson are arrogant, ignorant and sadistic butt-munchers?

It's true.

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When you recall that among the first things Clinton, Obama and Biden had to do as President was pass legislation to fix the economic problems caused by their Republican predecessor you might think it would eventually dawn on Americans that voting Republican is akin to masochism.

This country has a G-problem.... Guns, God, Genes (think racism), GOP and now Chat(G)pt. They all lead to the same destination...

Gimp Suit.

There is a safe word, a phrase really, "Vote Democrat", but some people get so used to the pain they think it's pleasure.

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Trump's tariffs will cause a recession, decrease your savings, cost you your job and increase prices.

So what is the Republican-led Congress doing about this?

They're debating how to eliminate Medicaid.

It's leopards all the way down, people.

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How does a country get Trump's tariffs removed? They only need send an emissary to the White House and have them say these words:

"Your Highness. Your brilliance has defeated us. You win."

Because that's all his ego wants.... plus a few billion dollars in bribes,uh, I mean, emoluments.

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It's weird, you know?

Usually Republican presidents leave the country in recession on their way out the door.

Trump said "Why wait?"

Which only make sense when you know that Trump isn't a president as much as he's Putin's poodle.

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Things people said that are true:

Hillary: "Trump is Putin's puppet."

Kamala: "Trump will crash the economy."

Trump: " "

- Lefty