Hammer Time!

I hear that Trump is sending Texas National Guardsmen to Chicago, with winter coming on.

Have you ever SEEN Texans driving in snow and ice? It ain't pretty.

Hope they're bringing more than just a sweater with them.

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An Antifa/Left-Wing-Terror-Cell Prayer

Dear [insert deity name of your choice];

When his time comes please let Donald Trump expire live on camera. Perhaps he could pop a major blood vessel on the top step of Air force One and then topple backwards, his orange pumpkin head going thump-thump-thump on the sharp edge of each riser on the way down, until he reaches the tarmac with a final “ker-boing!”.

And, on the way down, dear [insert deity name of your choice] please cause his belt to become unfastened, allowing his pants to drop, exposing his chubby little ankles, his leg braces, and his adult diaper. And please let his diaper come loose on the way down, too. His tiny little mushroom putz glazed in the fecal remnants of innumerable Big Macs, caught live in 4k, would be a fitting, final image to grace his Wikipedia page. Plus it would make a great animated GIF to play and replay as Democracy is restored to this poor, benighted country.

Amen.

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Sorry about Monday's missing 'toon. Life happens.

- Lefty