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Chow (Eat hearty, little Google-bots!)
What we expect from the news:
woman newsreader: Tonight, a sober look at
an aging, stuttering president and his opponent,
an aging lying, rapist felon.
What we're getting: "On in 5...4…3…2…"
male newsreader whispering: You know, if I
continue to hammer this age thing about Biden
enough he might be forced to resign and I could
be famous!"
The progressive comic about how our news sucks.