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No
Sugar-Coating Allowed
Thank
you, President Joe Biden, for four great years as President!
On your way out please throw the six Trump Supreme Court
judges into the nearest wood-chipper.
Meanwhile, I've got my button finger all warmed and ready
to press the "President Kamala Harris" button in
November.
Excelsior and Godspeed, my Captain!
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By all news accounts Kamala
Harris is on the glide-path to be our next Democratic
Presidential candidate. All the proper people are saying
"Aye!" and opening
their
wallets to back it up but you just KNOW that the Foreign
Troll Service is
rubbing their hands together in gleeful preparation of disseminating
vast troves of fear, uncertainty, doubt
and a shit-load of lies about
our current
Veep.
Just sayin'.
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Dear America;
You failed the "Trump vs. A Woman" test
once. Let's not make the same horrible mistake twice.
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"Laughin' Kamala"
is Trump-speak for "silly ignorant darky".
"Bipedal Sack of Explosive Diarrhea" is my name for Trump.
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Number
of stitches used to close Trump's massive head wound:
0.
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Lefty: "Now repeat after me... Trump is too old."
Media: "Tew-rawm... piss... tooowald."
Lefty: "No. Try again. Trump is too old."
Media: "Trawmp... iss... tew... aulllld."
Lefty: "Okay. Good enough. Now try this... "Trump
must quit."
Media: "Trawmpuss... squit."
Lefty: "No. Say 'Trump'".
Media: "Turrrrrawwwmmmmmmp."
Lefty: "Must quit."
Media: "Mosssss kwit."
Lefty: "Now all together, 'Trump must quit'."
Media: "Kamala isss Blacccccck gurlllll."
Lefty: "Fuck me."
All humor aside, I hope Trump stays in because Kamala will
absolutely fricassee him in the debate that he will absolutely
try to get out of.
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During his acceptance marathon Fools-Gold Jesus made the
claim that "hundreds of thousands of Americans have died
at the hands on illegal immigrants". Total bullshit of course.
You know who wasn't an immigrant?
Tommy Crooks, the 100%
good old American Republican boy who tried to split Trump
like a banana.
Speaking of which....
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Let's say that Trump did not shift his head slightly on that
Saturday night and so did not survive Tommy Crooks' bullet.
You know
who could have saved Trump's life?
President Joe Biden, because he's been trying to get assault
rifles banned for years. Fireman Corey Comperatore would
be alive today if the Republican Party had just attended
Joe's sensible counsel instead of cashing NRA checks.
It was Tommy's finger on that trigger but it was the
GOP that provided the opportunity.
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One last thing: Tonight I watched a video of
marksmen shooting at the ear of a facsimile human head,
one constructed with
a
skin of ballistic gel.
What it showed, in super-slow motion, was that a bullet of
that type striking even the tip of a human ear releases so
much
kinetic energy that it should have knocked Trump to the ground. Instead Trump barely
reacted to the damage.
There is still no official notification that Trump was struck
by a bullet. Now I'm certain he wasn't.
-
Lefty
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Kamala: Fraud, felon, traitor, grifter, secessionist,
sociopath, serial business failure, would-be
dictator, antisemite, fascist, racist, nazi
sympathizer, con-man, tax cheat, adulterer,
narcissist, misogynist, liar, criminal and
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The progressive comic about Kamala Harris running
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