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The progressive comic about Medicare Part D

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All the News That Gives You Fits

Hey! How about a series of cartoons highlighting all of the good things the Biden administration has done for this country?

Sounds like a good idea to me, too.


You can either vote for Biden and send Trump to jail or vote for Trump and send America to Hell. Your choice.


Super Tuesday has come and gone and what did we learn? How about: Relative enthusiasm for the top two candidates.

In how many states did each candidate get 40% of the vote?
Trump 1, Biden 0.

50% of the vote
Trump 1, Biden 0

60% of the vote
Trump 4, Biden 0

70% of the vote
Trump 6, Biden 2

80% of the vote
Trump 3, Biden 9

90% of the vote
Trump 0, Biden 4

Trump got 80% of the vote in only two states.
Biden got 80%, or more, in 13 states.

Yes, Trump had a viable competitor but it only shows how many voters would rather vote for someone other than a rapidly deteriorating pretend dictator.

(Note: Percentages were not rounded in either direction.)
All of this means nothing if you don't vote Blue. But you will, won't you?


You know what a ham sandwich is, right?

Well, suppose the Constitution, which says if a person attempts an insurrection in this country he or she is disqualified from public office, instead said "If a man turns into a ham sandwich, he or she is disqualified from public office".

And it works automatically. It is self-actuating.

On January 6th, Trump became a ham sandwich. We all watched it on TV. Big old orange, fatty, ammonia-stenchy, years past its sell-by-date ham sandwich.

The Supreme Court redefined the Constitution on Tuesday to read "Only Congress can determine if a man has turned into a ham sandwich. Yes, only Congress, because all of you little people out there couldn't tell a ham sandwich from a pair of really awesomely cool gold sneakers. And totally disregard the fact that half of Congress are, in fact, ham sandwiches themselves. That's just a coincidence. Now move along. Our new RV's have just arrived and we can't wait to try out the new slave dungeons."


Apologies for missing a comic this week. There's infirmity in the family and I was shouldering the responsibility. In fact, 'toons may be slow in coming for the next week, but nothing unusual for me, right?


Finally: Happy 70th, Sue Ellen, wherever you are.

- Lefty

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Lefty News for March 7, 2024

Trump lawyer begs judge for mercy to give the fat bastard time to scrounge up E. Jean Carroll's $83 million bucks.

Judge tells Trump and his lawyer to go pound all the sand on Miami Beach, and to cough up the E. Jean Carroll dough muy pronto.

Liberty University, home of anything but liberty, fined $16 million for covering up rapes.

Trump loses another suit. Ordered to pay $400,000 for making false claims in Steele dossier case.

President Joe Biden announces emergency plan to get food to starving Gazans.

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then enjoy the fuzzy love of The Poozycat Project :

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Blue News: Thanks to President Biden, out-of-pocket drug costs for Medicare Part D are now capped at $3500 per year. Which means people no longer have to sell their homes to afford their medications.
Red Fox News: Joe Biden does it again by signing legislation that actually reduces the number of homes available for sale. what was he thinking? Thanks, Joe!

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