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the News That Gives You Fits
Hey! How about a series of cartoons highlighting all of the
good things the Biden administration has done for this country?
Sounds like a good idea to me, too.
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You can either vote for Biden and send Trump to jail or vote
for Trump and send America to Hell. Your choice.
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Super Tuesday has come and gone and what did we learn? How
about: Relative enthusiasm for the top two candidates.
In how many states did each candidate get 40% of the vote?
Trump 1, Biden 0.
50% of the vote
Trump 1, Biden 0
60% of the vote
Trump 4, Biden 0
70% of the vote
Trump 6, Biden 2
80% of the vote
Trump 3, Biden 9
90% of the vote
Trump 0, Biden 4
Trump got 80% of the vote in only two states.
Biden got 80%, or more, in 13 states.
Yes, Trump had a viable competitor but it only shows how
many voters would rather vote for someone other than a rapidly
deteriorating pretend dictator.
(Note: Percentages were not rounded in either direction.)
All of this means nothing if you don't vote Blue. But you
will, won't you?
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You know what a ham sandwich is, right?
Well, suppose the Constitution, which says if a person attempts
an insurrection in this country he or she is disqualified
from public office, instead said "If
a man turns into a ham sandwich, he or she is disqualified
from public office".
And
it works automatically. It is self-actuating.
On January 6th, Trump became a ham sandwich. We all watched
it on TV. Big old orange, fatty, ammonia-stenchy, years past
its sell-by-date ham sandwich.
The Supreme Court redefined the Constitution on Tuesday to
read "Only Congress can determine if a man has turned
into a ham sandwich. Yes, only Congress, because all of you
little people out there couldn't tell a ham sandwich from
a pair of really awesomely cool gold sneakers. And totally
disregard the fact that half of Congress are, in fact, ham
sandwiches themselves. That's just a coincidence. Now move
along. Our new RV's have just arrived and we can't wait to
try out the new slave dungeons."
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Apologies for missing a comic this week. There's infirmity
in the family and I was shouldering the responsibility.
In fact, 'toons may be slow in coming for the next week,
but nothing unusual for me, right?
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Finally: Happy 70th, Sue Ellen, wherever you are.
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Lefty
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