Oh,
That Adolf
Trump's
assertion that Hitler
did some good things is little more than his idiotic
attempt to normalize a murderous despot he has chosen to
emulate. He
certainly couldn't use Jesus as a role model as that would
cut deeply into his child-raping and money-grubbing time. So
Hitler it is.
Still, if you study Hitler closely enough, and approach the
data with tongue in cheek, you may discover the positive
things he did. Like, for instance, the problem of overpopulation.
Thanks to Hitler, whose war resulted in the deaths of over
fifty million people, the current population of the Earth
is around a billion humans less than it could have been.
Though you can't tell by the price of rent in this country.
How about urban renewal? Thanks to Hitler much of Europe,
and Japan, had the opportunity to rebuild their bombed and
burned-out cities. Okay, so maybe they lost hundreds or thousands
of irreplaceable historic buildings, but it was worth it,
right?
Hitler also gave American women an opportunity to find employment
in manufacturing and administration, affording them the freedom
to live as
more than just a brood-mare or homemaker. Which lasted until
1945 when Johnnie came marching home and needed those jobs
back. Fortunately those women offered no objection or harbored
any deep-rooted resentment from being shunted back to their
role as second-class citizens. No sir. Not at
all.
Hitler was responsible for the Baby Boom of the 40s and
50s. Resulting in suburban sprawl and its associated dependence
on travel by car. It also gave us rock and roll, Ronald Reagan,
9-11, and Donald Trump.
Hitler accelerated the development of jet aircraft which
led to a vibrant tourist industry that has left in its wake
plumes of greenhouse gases across the globe as happy travelers
visit far off lands
just so they can brag that they went there.
Thanks to Hitler the Jewish people now have a homeland where
they live peacefully among their.... uh, never mind.
And thanks for all the nukes, Adolf. We couldn't have
lived under this delightful existential threat to the whole
of humanity for 75 years without the help of your bloated
ego.
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Kamala Harris drew over 75,000 supporters to her rally at
the Ellipse in Washington, DC. That's 22,000 more than Trump
had at his rally there in 2021.
They must have to tie Trump down to keep him from sawing
at his wrists.
Expect Kamala to get 85,000,000 votes this election. I say
that because Trump proxies are using that number on the stump.
Sounds good to me.
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For the record, I think Trump pulled the garbage truck stunt
just to muddy the Google search waters when people go looking
for the "Puerto Rico is a garbage can" quote.
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Dept. of Patting Oneself On the Back: It was a good month.
A full slate of 13 'toons that I hoped mollify your every
progressive need.
Have a great Halloween, everyone!
-
Lefty
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