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The progressive editorial cartoon about the GOP impeachment of Joe biden.


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Red Meat

Fascism is a progressive disease.

First you cut off your nose to spite your face, then you let leopards actually eat your face, then you dispose of your lying eyes, then you hold your tongue when your leaders say or do anything criminal, then you constrict blood to your head by wearing a tiny red hat until your brain shrivels up like a tiny raisin in the Texas sun, then you donate your arms and legs to Trump's legal defense, then you finally just give your ass away because it's too late to save it.

I was going to suggest that Conservatism is like rabies because it can be cured if acted upon immediately. But that's too kind. No, in too many cases it's more like Bovine Spongiform Encephaloathy, because once them prions getcha, you're got until you die.

RIP, brain.

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My last comic caused a spate of consternation on Reddit as many viewers were left scratching their head over the "shrimp" and "rape-baby" references. I love when that happens to the ignorant or illiterate devout. Wait'll I tell 'em about the OTHER tree that Adam and Eve wanted to eat from. Heh-heh-heh.

=Lefty=

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Lefty News for September 22th, 2023

President Joe Biden creates the Climate Corps.

There's evidently not one absurdly wealthy Republican on Earth Clarence Thomas won't suck up to.

Senate takes the air out of Tommy Tuberville's abortion football.

Senator Adam Schiff warns that Republicans are setting the stage for a Trump dictatorship.

Biden administration taking steps to remove medical bills from credit scores.



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Benji

Well now Mr. Stanfill - our "Trump or Death" subject might need a branded pant there - might I reccommend 'Lardashe' by Hogg Wyld (now Oink Inc., a small New Mexico jean manufacturer)?

www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1987-09-16-fi-5318-story.html

eddi

Continued (I keep hitting Enter before I should)
He is referencing the Reb browbeating of Merrick Garland. They want all the trials stopped and TFG's record cleared of all wrongdoing. And he will still lose. But they can start the riots knowing no woke liberal can stop them.
They were already putting the screws to the reporting agencies. This will seal the deal.

eddi

The New New Deal. The bunch who wanted FDR overthrown are now whirling in their graves. And their descendants are already trying to dump Biden.
Well the Kochs will let anybody in to their cookouts. They're very liberal that way. 😏
One by one. Tommy gets that much to continue to aggravate everybody. www.cnn.com/2023/09/20/politics/tommy-tuberville-schumer-nominations-vote/index.html (excuse me for doing this Lefty, but the NYT paywall is high and wide)

eddi

Oh Jeez you guys! Hasn't any Reb heard of irony?
“We always get the blame,” said Rep. Mike Simpson (R-Idaho), a senior appropriator. “Name one time that we’ve shut the government down and we haven’t got the blame.” — Politico (eye rolled so hard I pulled a neck muscle)

David

I have always wondered what happens if you win a big lottery. A boss I used to work for and actually liked said oh, you'll have friends and relatives you didn't know you had,

I just didn't realize Clarence Thomas was one of them.

Related: tinyurl.com/yc7wbk9y

eddi

cicely
Gesundheit! (I know, too old to even be a dad joke.)

eddi

Thank the rageoholic Storm Lord they didn't. The last thing we need is immortal Believers.

Lefty (mod)

I learned a new thing today, Thanks Cicely.

cicely

Kuru.


Classic Raging Crappola
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The down-and-outpatient.




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Google Chow (Eat hearty, little Google-bots!)
MAGA oatient: I noticed right after I voted for the face-eating leopard party leopards started eating my face.
Doctor: Yeah, lot of that going around. Says here they ate your health insurance, too.
Trump or death tattoo.


The progressive editorial cartoon about face-eating leopards.





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