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A man wakes out of a coma after 8 years and immediately asks
for the latest news. He's told that a former President was
indicted for getting caught using campaign funds to bone
a porn-star who closely
resembles
his daughter and then trying to take the money off as a tax
deduction.
The man looks puzzled for a moment and then asks the day's
date. He's told it's April First.
"So this is all a joke?"
Nope, he's told. It's real.
The man ponders this for a moment and then asks to be put
back into a coma.
And would you blame him?
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My two favorite jokes, so far, about the indictment is:
"Trump will be tried as an adult."
"This is the first time Trump won a majority vote."
Feel free to Comment your own.
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How did someone like Trump become president?
Because America is the kind of place where its cars are required
to constantly remind drivers how a convex mirror works.
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You know why France has such well-attended protests?
Because
Paris is the center hub of a massive public train system.
Wanna try protesting in Austin driving in from El Paso?
Pack
a lunch and a pair of Depends.
You'll need 'em.
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If the Second Amendment is so firmly established in American
life then why did the NRA feel the need to spend $150 million
dollars in the last presidential election cycle? And almost
entirely
for
the
benefit of Republican candidates.
