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Florida's State Turd

Speaking of pigeon-brained lizards, Ron DeSantis is trying to be a big, tough dictator down there in Germany, uh, I mean, Florida.

You know what I think about that?

I think.... I think....

I think I hear a song coming on. A-one anna-two anna...

When DerSantis says ve ist de master race.
We heil! Heil! Right in DerSantis's face.
Not to love DerSantis is a great disgrace.
So we heil! Heil! Right in DerSantis's Face.

When DerSantis says we own Disney World's place.
We heil! Heil! Right in DerSantis's face.
When DerSantis says they'll never woke dis place.
We heil heil right in DerSantis's face.

He brings the world to order.
DerSantis's world to order.
Everyone of foreign race,
Will love DerSantis's face.
When he brings to the world dis order.

(Thank you, Spike Jones and his City Slickers. Click here to hear the original version.)

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I'm still on bedpan patrol so today's classic/re-run/leftover comic hails from August 8, 2011.

Have a great weekend, all.

=Lefty=

News & Notes for March 3, 2023

Justice Department opens the door to police and congressmen suingthe pants off Trump.

Ron DeSantist wants to punish bloggers who hurt his widdle fee-fees.

Biden administration to track down and punish COVID relief-money scammers.

Texas Republicans have lost their fucking minds.

Starbucks illegally fired US workers over unions.

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How did the dinosaurs die?
Paleontologist: A massive asteroid struck the Earth causing worldwide devastation.
Creationist: The almighty god sent a great flood to punish the wicked. A single man collected all the animals of the earth onto a great boat and they were thus saved but all of the dinosaurs drowned.
Cameronist: Skynet mistakenly sends a cyborg 63 million years into the past, so it wipes out all the dinosaurs in an effort to eliminate the gene pool of the one destined to destroy him.
Creationist: Dude, do we...?
Paleontologist: Yes, that's exactly how you sound.

The progressive editorial cartoon about how the dinosaurs died.