Getting Jobbed

Did you know that, in Iraq in the 2005-sies, they once paid contractors by stuffing footballs full of hundred dollar bills, consequently lobbing them into the audience? Small potatoes compared to Wall Street where they were apparently delivering executive salaries in weather balloons.

But such is the Republican WPA.

And, no, Osama bin Laden has yet to be charged with any crimes related to 9-11. The FBI evidently has this thing about "evidence", you see. It doesn't hurt that he's a friend of the Bush family, either. I guess when Dubya said he was "gonna smoke him out" he must have meant some sort of BBQ cook-off in Pakistan.

=Lefty=

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February 10, 2011: "We're going to have a relentless focus on creating jobs." - John Boehner.

So far the list of Republican accomplishments for 2011 is:

(1) Attempted curtailing of abortion rights.
(2) Attempted defunding of Planned Parenthood.
(3) Attempted defunding of NPR.
(4) Investigating Muslims.
(5) Declaring English as America's Official Language.
(6) Reaffirming "In God We Trust".
(7) Challenging AARP's tax-exempt status.
(8) Approved defunct funding for failed religious schools.
(9) Attempt to destroy Medicaid.
(10) Attempt to destroy Planned Parenthood
(11) Shutting down the government
(12) Attempt to destroy the EPA.

Nope. No job creation here. Move along. Move along.

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And what lies is Fox News spewing lately? That you can get mammograms and Pap smears at Walgreens. Yes, Walgreens. I guess Ace Hardware got out of the business.
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