Merry
Calculus!
"Yello! This is the Big Kahuna. Mary? Yeah, sure, I
remember her. Cute little brunette I met at a shindig in
Bethlehem summer before last. Did I schtup her? Well, yeah,
in spirit. But she was still a virgin afterwards, okay?
I mean, I'm no monster and she was kinda underage at the
time. She what? When? Really? No way! What the Hell
kind
of
name
is Jesus?
So what's
she
saying
about me? .....shit. Well, I guess I need to put a positive
spin on this before the press gets hold of it. How about
we tell
the scribes that I sent the kid down there to, uh, to give
everyone eternal life. Yeah! That oughta work, and no one
will ever to be able to prove otherwise. Yeah, I could flood
the world again if things go pear-shape but, man,you shoulda
seen my water
bill
that
month. Anyway, thanks for calling, Satan. Love to the missus."
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Holiday Notes: I'm going to be mostly offline until the 27th of December, at
least. Any and all Comments from Sunday onward will take a while to be approved
but I'll do my best to help you vent those ornery spleens.
Most importantly, here's to a safe and happy holiday to you all, and many more
to come. Excelsior!
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