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The progressive editorial cartoon about Isaac Newton's birthday.

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Merry Calculus!

"Yello! This is the Big Kahuna. Mary? Yeah, sure, I remember her. Cute little brunette I met at a shindig in Bethlehem summer before last. Did I schtup her? Well, yeah, in spirit. But she was still a virgin afterwards, okay? I mean, I'm no monster and she was kinda underage at the time. She what? When? Really? No way! What the Hell kind of name is Jesus? So what's she saying about me? .....shit. Well, I guess I need to put a positive spin on this before the press gets hold of it. How about we tell the scribes that I sent the kid down there to, uh, to give everyone eternal life. Yeah! That oughta work, and no one will ever to be able to prove otherwise. Yeah, I could flood the world again if things go pear-shape but, man,you shoulda seen my water bill that month. Anyway, thanks for calling, Satan. Love to the missus."


Holiday Notes: I'm going to be mostly offline until the 27th of December, at least. Any and all Comments from Sunday onward will take a while to be approved but I'll do my best to help you vent those ornery spleens.

Most importantly, here's to a safe and happy holiday to you all, and many more to come. Excelsior!

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Lefty News for December 22th, 2023

Our Dark Money Supreme Court throws Trump a lifeline.

Trump reportedly pressured Michigan Republicans not to certify 2020 election.

Founder of right-wing "Moms For Liberty" performed in lesbian-love video.

President Joe Biden pardons thousands of convicted marijuana users nationwide.

Five new species of hedgehogs discovered in Southeast Asia. Merry Xmas, little dudes.

If you need a break from the insanity that swirls around us
then enjoy the fuzzy love of The Poozycat Project :

the infinite cat project

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Classic Raging Crappola
isaac newton's birthday comic
(It was funnier in 2013)


Google Chow (Eat hearty, little Google-bots!)

Lefty: Well, it's almost December 25th and you know whose birthday it is, right?
Wrong! It's Isaac Newton's! Suckers!
Uh, actually.
Isaac Newton?!
Yes, it me, and you're worng.
I was born on the 25th using the old Julian calendar, but the newer Gregorian calendar says I’m born on January 4th.
Well, what do ya know?
But let's not forget whose birthday the 25th really is.

The progressive comic about Isaac Newton's birthday

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