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The progressive editorial cartoon about the end of organized religion.

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He Is Fallin'

This steep drop in church attendance is one of many terrible, backward, primitive reasons Conservatives are Hell-bent on forcing a theocracy upon this nation... as though America hasn't been Theocracy Jr. all along.


While researching apocalyptic predictions I found this tender nugget:

In Leeds, England, in 1806 a hen began laying eggs on which the phrase "Christ is coming" was written. Eventually it was discovered to be a hoax. The owner, Mary Bateman, had written on the eggs in a corrosive ink so as to etch the eggs, and reinserted the eggs back into the hen's oviduct.


The Republican Party is a political party the same way that torching your home for the insurance money is a housewarming party.


Jim Jordan? As Speaker of the House? How the Hell did we get here?

I'm answering this ridiculous question by borrowing a response to it in an associated thread by Reddit user "ropdkufjdk":

"Yes, how could a party that literally decided to pander to white supremacists in the 60s, opposed Civil Rights, sabotaged peace efforts during the Vietnam War, elected Nixon, pardoned Nixon, elected Ronald Reagan, gave Reagan a pass for his treasonous activities, pardoned Reagan's criminal cronies, ushered in right wing evangelical Christians as an unofficial wing of the party, intentionally let gay men die slowly and painfully of AIDS, pushed a "drug war" as a pretense to criminalize poverty, use talk radio to radicalize middle America, create it's own 24/7 propaganda network, install a corrupt President based on the corrupt ruling of a corrupt Supreme Court, pack the Supreme Court with even more bitter partisans, use said corrupt Court to overturn Roe v Wade, start not one but multiple endless wars costing countless thousands of lives and billions of dollars, declare "you're either with us or against us" when their party is in power, swear fealty to Vladimir Putin, crash the economy and inflate the deficit and national debt every time they get power, exacerbate the wealth inequality in this country, and corrupt the electoral process so that they can grab and hold power without a majority have possibly sank so low just now?

This is a new and unexpected development! What a complete surprise!"

Thank you, ropdkufjdk. Now go work on that user name.


The White House, December, 2020:

Trump: "Biden's DOJ is coming after me once I leave Washington. So to protect myself I'm going to kidnap a baby and threaten to toss it in the microwave if the feds show up at my door. I could blame doing it on them baby-killing Dems, maybe even start a "Protect the Baby" Gofundme and force Liberals to dump money into it or shut the Hell up. Either way, my voters'll open their wallets because I kicked that nig-... uh, Negro outta the White House. It's genius, right?"

Lawyer: "Uh, Mr. Trump, as your legal counsel..."

Trump: "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Blah-blah-blah. I get it. Okay, how about if I just take a bunch of these classified document thingies home with me and use them as blackmail against my enemies? If Merrick Garland even lifts a finger in my direction everyone will know he flunked geometry in 7th grade. It would ruin him!"

Lawyer: "Well, compared to the kidnapping thing..."

Trump: "Okay, good. I hate kids, anyway. Well, that wraps this series up. Someone grab the silverware and let's get the Hell outta this dump. Daddy needs him some golf and some incontinent hookers."


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Lefty News for October 17th, 2023

Twenty-one species were removed from the endangered species list.... because humans fucking killed them all.

Trump is the first ex-president to receive a gag order. Well played, asshole. Now STFU!

6-year-old Muslim boy, living in Chicago, fatally stabbed because, yeah, THAT'S how you solve the Israel-Gaza problem. Sigh.

The Dunning-Krugerest ex-president ever just called military officials "The dumbest people I've ever met."

President Joe Biden joins Truth Social... for the LOLs. Go, Dark Brandon, go!

If you need a break from the insanity that swirls around us
then enjoy the fuzzy love of The Poozycat Project :

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