Bite
Down
I won't attempt to even TRY to make logical sense
of the story of the Garden of Eden, especially when
it comes to explaining how creatures assembled
from clumps of mud and a rib bone are suddenly able
to procreate because they nommed a metaphorical fruit
salad.
If Christian women really followed the Bible they'd
never have Caesarean sections and just die
in horrible pain like
the Lord meant them to.
All I can figure is that god evidently forgot to
convert from SAE to metric when he designed the female
pelvic
girdle.
Suffice to say that if the human brain had continued
to grow, as the archeological record indicates, the
human
race would have died
out long ago. And if it
was
significantly
smaller
we'd have never discovered advanced technologies.
----------------
Technical Note: Yes, I modestly altered the text
in panel two for increased comedic effect a day or
two after its initial appearance. I
did this because (A) I could and (B) I had to. I
mean, I just
HAD to! May Cthulhu save my soul.
=Lefty=
|
