Foxaganda

Fox News is now literally the "We gotta stop the Democrats!" channel.

It recently made a public, and unquestionably urgent, plea for Republican men to marry single women, who voted for Democratic candidates by a margin of 68%, compared to just 42% for married women.

If I was a less scrupulous man I might suggest that all single women immediately go marry a Republican man and make his life miserable by:

1. Ruining his credit rating... if he has one.
2. Wrecking his pickup.
3. Flattening the tires on his trailer.
4. Trading his dog for several incontinent cats.
5. "Mistakenly" only buying O'Doul's beer. Every time.
6. Putting too much starch in his hood.

And

7. Only using big words.

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Wrong headline: How Fetterman toppled Oz.

Correct headline: What the f*ck was Oz doing running for anything but dog-catcher?

=Lefty=