Speaking Out of Their A$$

Yes, Republicans are taking credit for the Democrat's infrastructure bill. Such lovely little fascists.

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Justice Breyer is retiring. We need a pro-choice, pro-gun control, pro-environmental, pro-science, pro-tolerance and extremely handsome and well-hung replacement.

I volunteer.

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Putin wants to get rid of NATO because NATO was designed to protect the world from self-aggrandizing monsters like Putin, so it all makes sense.

Putin's complaint is that the U.S. military has too much presence in other countries. This is true, but have any of these countries been asking us to leave? If not, then maybe Vlad needs to shut his greedy, murderous pie-hole.

Hey, Vlad. Here's a tip. Just wait for Saudi Arabian terrorists to fly passenger aircraft into the Kremlin. THEN you can safely invade Ukraine. It worked for Dubya.

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Red Hats: "Fuck you, Biden!"

Biden: "Doocy's a stupid son of a bitch."

Red Hats clutching pearls: "Oh, mah lawd. How dare he speak that way. I'm feelin' the vapors. Someone fetch me mah smellin' salts."

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A school in Tennessee just banned"Maus", a Pulitzer Prize-winning book about the Holocaust. Go buy some copies and send them to your friends.

=Lefty=