Civics
2021
They came for the Former Occupant's
lawyer and I didn't say anything....
Because, seriously, fuck that guy.
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Welcome to Florida, where you can run
over protesters with your car... if
they don't stand their ground and shoot
you first, that is.
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Florida's new anti-protest legislation couldn't be
more transparently racist if they'd named it the "Keeping
the Darkies Down Act of 2021".
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GOP: "So Biden is saying if we all chip in a little
and help low-income people afford day-care they can
do better for themselves and thus benefit all Americans......
nope, I don't get it."
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Senator Mitch "Putin's Bitch" McConnell: "This
administration wants to jack up taxes
in order to
nudge families toward the kind of jobs
Democrats want them to have, in the
kinds of industries Democrats want
to exist, with the kinds of cars Democrats
want them to drive."
Translation: "What do Democrats
have against unregulated greed, child
labor, pollution, and cars that run
on poison? Man, they must hate America."
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The reason Trump supporters are so
adamant against wearing masks is because
it's hard to strap it on over their
white hoods.
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I hope all those companies moving to
Texas understand that the Republican
Cabal that own the state doesn't give
a raging fig about its infrastructure.
So as we native Texans freeze and starve
when the power grid gets Chicxulub-ed
by the next, inevitable climate-change-driven
polar event we can take some small
solace watching the employees of Toyota,
as an example, freeze and starve, too.
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I keep getting all these phone calls
about my extended car warranty, which
confuses me because I drive a compact
car.
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Finally: Yes, this comic borrows
some of the art from a Raging Pencils
cartoon from 2020 but it works.
=Lefty=
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