Killer Video

In case you missed it, here is the original police bulletin released to the public about the George Floyd incident:

“He was ordered to step from his car. After he got out, he physically resisted officers. Officers were able to get the suspect into handcuffs and noted he appeared to be suffering medical distress. Officers called for an ambulance. He was transported to Hennepin County Medical Center by ambulance where he died a short time later.”

That wasn't what I saw in the video.

There are monsters among us, and they wear badges.

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Chief of Police: "Johnson, your report here says that a man wearing a tuxedo and a top hat tap-danced into the town square to a lively tune and began handing out cookies and puppies to all the kids. At which time your service revolver accidentally leaped out of its holster and hit the ground, where it proceeded to fire six bullets straight into the man's head."

Officer Johnson: "Yes, sir. That's exactly how it happened, sir."

Chief: "I don't see it in the report but I'm going to assume that he's black."

Johnson: "Lucky guess."

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Derek Chauvin would still be on the street and meting out his brand of "justice" had it not been for the video taken of his murder of George Floyd.

So, thank you, Darnella Frazier. Thank you a million times over!

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When someone shows you who they are, believe them. And Derek Chauvin revealed it all.

I'll say it again:

My opinion is that Derek Chauvin killed George Floyd so flagrantly and deliberately and publicly was in order to incite racial tensions for the benefit of Trump. It didn't work and many others died as a result.

Chauvin can't be locked up long enough as far as I'm concerned.

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Right now President Joe Biden is having to deal with the failed Central American policies of Ronald Reagan.

Right now President Joe Biden is having to deal with the failed preemptive bullshit policies of George W. Bush.

Right now President Joe Biden is having to deal with the failed public health policies of The Former Traitorous Occupant.

Right now President Joe Biden is having to deal with none of the previous policies of Bill Clinton or Barack Obama.

Just sayin'.

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There are a lot of people who are not going to understand this comic.

"Ray-gun and Dubya saved us from them dang terrists who tried to steal our jobs and our awl. OUR AWL!"

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Here's the difference between the two parties:

Democrats: Want to make everyone happy.

Republicans: Want to make everyone angry.

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Ted Nugent has covid-19!

Bwahhhhhhhh-hahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

Believe me, I'm treating this thermonuclear blast of well-deserved karma with all the dignity and respect I can muster.

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And, finally, I fully encourage the re-opening of all churches. Make them mask-free and offer free beer and guns. Social Darwinism will take it from there.

=Lefty=