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Editorial cartoon about income inequality and the ultra-wealthy.




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Swiping Right Wrong

Some years back I conjectured on an Earth that was a true paradise. Clean environment, happy people, no religion, no guns, no war, heck, we probably wouldn't even have to hold elections. We'd just say "Let Fred be the leader this week. Good old Fred."

Which means there'd be no need for editorial cartoonists, either, which would be fine. We don't need phone books or dial telephone these days though we'll all rethink that after a few well-placed Russkie nukes turn every iPhone to slag after the ensuing EMP scrambles their circuits into baba ganoush.

We're not in a paradise yet, not even close but we have a President now who can see its peaks and its forests reflecting off the Pacific garbage patch. And he's keen on doing his best to get us there.

Meanwhile, the Former Orange Occupant is facing a seemingly unending stream of legal broadsides, his insurrectionist acolytes are being rounded up for civil pummeling, his toadies are being called out for sex trafficking (Ew!), the GOP seems intent on alienating every voter save for the most ardently racist, and Sarah Palin has the covid.

So while not Paradise it's still a little piece of Heaven. I'll take it.

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This past weekend I had to make the rounds of the shops, a very rare endeavor for me these days. On more than one occasion I had a street person ask for spare change as I was either entering or exiting my car. My immediate inclination in such situations, like most folks, is a normal wariness and so I waved them off.

On reflection I am not proud of this.

Having had time to reconsider I know that I was way too insensitive to those who honestly looked like they could use a meal. These are tough times and they'll continue to be tough for awhile so I'm planning on carrying a few more bucks on me next time, just in case I'm approached again. And I hope I am.

=Lefty=

 
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News & Notes for April 2, 2021

Matt Gaetz, that stinking piece of shit, caught on camera sifting through IDs with alleged sex trafficker.

Walking turd Matt Gaetz's communications director resigns.

Nancy Pelosi says Matt Gaetz, that fecal bolus, should be removed from the Judiciary Committee.

Cradle-robber Matt Gaetz caught making a game of Capitol Hill sexual conquests.

Matt Gaetz, whose breath smells like Trump's ass, advocated for drug-testing of public assistance recipients but reports indicate he used ecstasy.




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eddi

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Don't sweat it too hard. HE would never settle for second fiddle, let alone most junior Congressrat.

Anonymous

Ever had a nightmare come to you in your waking hours? I just did when reading the latest abut our friend Gaetz.

Think for just a moment about this scary scenario - Gaetz resigns or fleas to easter island (right on so many levels). Crazy ass governor appoints the former occupant of the white house to fill out the rest of the term.

45 rpm heads to the congress and then the fun ensues...

Enough you make you sweat

ChuckyPeirce

I clicked through one of your links here and stumbled on an article about about a Louisiana Trump head in the House of Representatives who submitted a bill to make Congresspeople subject to random drug tests.

www.cbsnews.com/news/gop-lawmaker-clay-higgins-wants-members-of-congress-to-be-drug-tested/

I detest everything else this guy stands for, but it seems this idea has merit since so many people in far less consequential positions are required to do this. You'd think it would lead to far more rational discussions about drug laws on the hill if lawmakers were subject to the same rules as many of the rest of us.

Interestingly, the bill has no co=sponsors.

Benji

Wow, well put Northern.

And I thought I was cynical....but you win the internet today.

So I'll just leave it at this - that on this holy first Sunday after the first full moon after the Ostara ritual celebrating the spring equinox - if the cosmic jooish zombie sees his own shadow will Gaetz, Kavanaugh, Dolt 45 et al suddenly see the error of their ways and stop being hypocrites?

Nah, me either.

By the way, I always thought that the way the christers picked their most holy day was rather pagan in nature, a veritable 3/5 comprimise to meld the old and new gullible into one animal to be led about and financially milked regularly.

Fun pro tip: amaze your christer friends by knowing exactly what day easter will be in perpetuity using the Ostara formula - teach it to them and maybe, just maybe one of them will begin to understand the randomness of their cult belief.

NWBIH - we atheists do the right thing for the right reason without fear of punishment or hope for eternal reward - a quality way of life to be sure. Keep up the good work.

Mr. Stanfill - my gig is to support animal shelters that take in the pets of those that cannot afford their care - mayhaps not as noble as caring for people but but it makes me feel pretty good knowing those fur babies maybe eat regularly.

NWBIH

The same story about a guy who rapes another mans wife, they convince him that everything is fine. The bastard grows up in a trade but gets into trouble with the government who decides that he must die. The rapist has the power to free his wayward son but does nothing but watch as he is put to death in a truly horrible fashion.

But it's ok because within 72 hrs he comes back to life. OK.....?

It all makes sense, especially how the rapist/killer and bastard are still celebrated this time of year with chocolate eggs laid by a rabbit.

Sorry, was the questions why I am an atheist? Anything else?

David

Let's forget about Hunter Biden's laptop and talk about incriminating evidence on Gaetz' smartphone.

Al Franken resigned over a joke photo and yet the insurrectionists (Gaetz included) are still in office---Why?

73 days ago Joe Biden took the oath of office. The orange oaf (formerly in the office) has not been indicted or arrested for insurrection at the least. Still hasn't provided a DNA sample to disprove rape, etc. WHY?

ANDREA

. . . and I'm still waiting for drumpf to announced that he 'doesn't know Matt Gaetz', as he usually does.

ANDREA

Now, if we could just add Rick Scott, DeathSantis and Rubio to that scandal, Florida would become a bit closer to paradise, too.

eddi

I do what I can. There are decent local services that help the homeless and ill. I send them money monthly. It not the same as handing ten bucks to every sign holder I see, true. But I also pass two homeless camps regularly near my apartment. They don't flash signs, but they need help too. This should not be taken as a brag or a guilt trip. Neither of us can save the whole world. But if we do what we can maybe Paradise will be a millimeter closer tomorrow.

eddi

Gaetz is got. 'nuff said.


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Rich guy in Ferrari: Hey, buddy! Why are you people always cluttering my streets, begging for money?
Homeless guy: Well, I'll tell ya. But first, divide your current net worth ny your normal yearly expenditures and tell me how many years that would be.
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Editorial cartoon about income inequality and the ultra-wealthy.





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