Mega-Dildos
Over the years I've drawn several cartoons depicting
that sour dishrag of a man, Rusty Limpballs, and this
was my favorite because
it was so anatomically accurate.
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So Trump's plan was to have his insurrectionists invade
the Capitol and capture key Congressman, plus Mike
Pence, stopping the certification of the election,
which would then throw the whole of Democracy into
a Constitutional crisis.
Trump would then, according to a story in Rolling
Stone,
give a blanket pardon to all of his domestic terrorists
and
the Republican
Congressmen involved.
O! M! F! G!
Screw ending the filibuster. Bring back the public
pillory. I feel the need to throw any number of unpleasant
organic materials into the face of that vile, orange
cretin over the course of the balance of his unnatural
life.
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A fellow Dallasite just got sentenced to 14 months
in prison for his role in the January 6th insurrection.
Not near long enough considering his posts on social
media:
"Prepare Our Weapons, and then go hunting. Lets
hunt these cowards down like the Traitors that each
of them
are. This includes, RINOS, Dems, and Tech Execs. We
now have the green light.”
“There is roughly 800,000 federal agents, and
less than 250 Traitor Democrat members in D.C….There
are over 70 million of Us. We can take them!!!”
And who gave him the "green light"?
Yes, that scalawag Trump. He's a regular Ghandi.
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From 1984 to 1994 I wrote gags for a syndicated comic
called "The Quigmans". The creator ceased
production in 2010.
The site had a web presence but it went offline soon
after the strip went dark. I'd check in on the URL
periodically to see, out of morbid curiosity, what
people did with the name. Not much.
About three months ago I noticed that the domain name
was purchased by someone in China.
Quigmans-dot-com is now a porn site. A Chinese porn
site. (One of the categories is "Blond young teeth".
That's.... a new one.)
I don't know why "quigmans" sounds like something
salacious or obscene to the Chinese but I can't stop
giggling about this.
I guess that means when all the daily newspapers finally
succumb to the Great Idiocy "blondie-dot-com" and "doonesbury-dot-com",
among others, will probably become Chinese porn sites,
too.
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As some of you may know I've been driving the same
1965 Mustang for approximately 370 years. This past
weekend I decided the time was right to replace the
brake and
clutch pedal support, which had been exhibiting signs
of severe wear over the past few months. I had no idea
what the problem was as it's tucked deep under the
dash
so I
bought
all
the parts I was
certain I needed well in advance.
Sure enough, I came
up short, lacking a set of thin plastic bushings which
I just ordered, for about a buck apiece, from
the online Mustang parts depot.
All I could think of as I pressed the 'submit' button
was "For
want of a nail the horse was lost...."
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Technical note: I finally fixed the Home and Newer
buttons on the home page and the newest 'toon page.
They're
noticeably
greyed-out and actionless now. Let's give all credit
for this moment of clarity to the miracle that is vitamin
D3.
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Today's comic originally appeared
April 28, 2010.
=Lefty=
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