Forward,
Into the Past!
When
a new president is
voted in the old
one always shares
important, relevant
information with
his replacement.
For t-Rump that will
take about 30 seconds,
most of which will
be spent explaining,
in breathless detail,
about the little
red button on the
side of the Resolute
Desk that, when pressed "Gets
you all the diet
Cokes you want. I'll
bet Obama didn't
have one of these.
I invented it. I
think everyone should
have one. Think of
how much money I
could SQUIRREL!"
"Oh, that?"
t-Rump continues,
"That's my Adderall
pill
bottle wall. Yeah,
if I'd won a second
term, JARED!, I think
it would have reached
the ceiling. That
would have been awesome.
I probably could
have won some kind
of major award for
that. You know, the
Smithsonian can't
wait to get their
hands on it. What
do you do with your
old pill bottles,
Sleepy Joe? Yeah,
I'm so awesome."
And all the while
Joe Biden will be
standing there thinking "Man,
someone here needs
his diaper changed."
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One very effective
way to make sure
people give me proper
social distancing
when I'm shopping
is to stagger down
the aisles moaning "Unclean.
Uncleeeean!"
Some people actually
leave skid marks.
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Want to save the
economy?
Wear a mask!
Want to save your
family?
Wear a mask!
Want to save your
own damn life?
Wear a mask!
EVERYBODY needs to
wear a mask.
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Trickle-down works.
Trust us.
WMD's in Iraq. Trust
us.
There are only 131,654
covid-19 victims.
Trust us.
=Lefty=
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