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The progressive web comic about how the GOP underfunded President Obama's pandemic response.

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His Poor Dogs All Got Boned

Back in 2009, during the arguments about the proposed ACA, Democratic Congressman Alan Grayson explained that the Republican health plan was:

"Don’t get sick." That’s right — don’t get sick. If you have insurance, don’t get sick; if you don’t have insurance, don’t get sick; if you’re sick, don’t get sick — just don’t get sick! That’s what the Republicans have in mind for you, America. That’s the Republicans’ health care plan. But I think that the Republicans understand that that plan isn’t always going to work — it’s not a foolproof plan. So the Republicans have a backup plan, in case you do get sick. If you get sick in America, this is what the Republicans want you to do. If you get sick, America, the Republican health care plan is this: "Die quickly." That’s right. The Republicans want you to die quickly if you get sick."

Who knew it would also be their pandemic plan?


God, I miss Alan Grayson. He was a REAL straight-talker and funny as Hell. Republicans go on about how t-Rump tells it like it is but they're just referring to the racist components of his evil bloviating.

Some other Grayson quotes:

"Republican Party, you're a lie factory, that's all you do."

"I have trouble listening to what [Dick Cheney] says sometimes because of the blood that drips from his teeth while he's talking."

"I look forward to an honest debate with Governor Palin on the issues, in the unlikely event that she ever learns anything about them."

"Many people improperly lump together libertarians and the TEA Party. That's really wrong. Many of the libertarians are physicists, and many of the TEA Party people don't bathe."

"The real two-party system in America is the Meanies and the Weenies. The Meanies want to take away our benefits and the Weenies want to compromise with them."


Trump: "Okay, what would happen if we just ignore the virus and let people die?"

Advisor: "That's up to you, sir. So far 10,000 people have died from the novel coronavirus."

Trump: "Oh. Really? So what are the suckers, uh, I mean, the people doing in response?"

Advisor: "Nothing, sir. Not a peep."

Trump: "Awesome. How about now?"

Advisor: "30,000 deaths and all's quiet."

Trump: "Wow. That was quick. So how about now?"

Advisor: "70,000 deaths, sir."

Trump: "And are the people rioting? Are they coming to tar and feather me? Are they going to hang me from my heels?"

Advisor: "No, sir. They're apparently all screaming for hair-cuts and tattoos."

Trump: "Then fuck 'em! Let 'em all die. I'm going golfing."


Fair Warning:

If I'm out shopping for goceries, and I see you not wearing a mask, I am going to come up to you, pull my mask down, and breathe on you.

If you think someone out there is contagious THEN WEAR A GODDAMN MASK!

Thank you.


Where have I been for the past week? Oh, you know, shaking in uncontrollable rage at each new atrocity heaped upon the 99.99% of this country by that fat, orange, murderous bastard in the White House.

You know, the usual.


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News & Notes for May 7, 2020

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Chief Banana of Banana Republic asks court to hide release of his criminal behavior.

Joe Biden leads moldy leader of Banana Republic by nine points.

Chief Banana of Banana Republic engages in new impeachable offense.

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