His
Poor Dogs All Got Boned
Back
in 2009, during the
arguments about the
proposed ACA, Democratic
Congressman Alan
Grayson explained
that the Republican
health plan was:
"Don’t
get sick." That’s
right — don’t
get sick. If you
have insurance, don’t
get sick; if you
don’t have
insurance, don’t
get sick; if you’re
sick, don’t
get sick — just
don’t get sick!
That’s what
the Republicans have
in mind for you,
America. That’s
the Republicans’ health
care plan. But I
think that the Republicans
understand that that
plan isn’t
always going to work — it’s
not a foolproof plan.
So the Republicans
have a backup plan,
in case you do get
sick. If you get
sick in America,
this is what the
Republicans want
you to do. If you
get sick, America,
the Republican health
care plan is this: "Die
quickly." That’s
right. The Republicans
want you to die quickly
if you get sick."
Who knew it would
also be their pandemic
plan?
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God, I miss Alan
Grayson. He was a
REAL straight-talker
and funny as Hell.
Republicans go on
about how t-Rump
tells it like it
is but they're just
referring to the
racist components
of his evil bloviating.
Some other Grayson
quotes:
"Republican
Party, you're a lie
factory,
that's all you do."
"I have trouble
listening to what
[Dick Cheney]
says sometimes because
of the blood that
drips from his teeth
while he's talking."
"I look forward
to an honest debate
with Governor Palin
on the issues, in
the unlikely event
that she ever learns
anything about them."
"Many people
improperly lump together
libertarians
and the TEA Party.
That's really wrong.
Many of the libertarians
are physicists, and
many of the TEA Party
people don't bathe."
"The real two-party
system in America
is the Meanies and
the Weenies. The
Meanies want to take
away our benefits
and the Weenies want
to compromise with
them."
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Trump: "Okay,
what would happen
if we just ignore
the virus and let
people die?"
Advisor: "That's
up to you, sir. So
far 10,000 people
have died from the
novel coronavirus."
Trump: "Oh.
Really? So what are
the suckers, uh,
I mean, the people
doing in response?"
Advisor: "Nothing,
sir. Not a peep."
Trump: "Awesome.
How about now?"
Advisor: "30,000
deaths and all's
quiet."
Trump: "Wow.
That was quick. So
how about now?"
Advisor: "70,000
deaths, sir."
Trump: "And
are the people rioting?
Are they coming to
tar and feather me?
Are they going to
hang me from my heels?"
Advisor: "No,
sir. They're apparently
all screaming for
hair-cuts and tattoos."
Trump: "Then
fuck 'em! Let 'em
all die. I'm going
golfing."
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Fair Warning:
If I'm out shopping
for goceries, and
I see you not wearing
a mask, I am going
to come up to you,
pull my mask down,
and breathe on you.
If you think someone
out there is contagious
THEN WEAR
A GODDAMN MASK!
Thank you.
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Where have I been
for the past week?
Oh, you know, shaking
in uncontrollable
rage at each new
atrocity heaped upon
the 99.99% of this
country by that fat,
orange, murderous
bastard in the White
House.
You know,
the usual.
=Lefty=
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