"Way,
Way, WAYYYY Underqualified!"
I'll
bet you were wondering
just how long it
would take me to
equate t-Rump's handling
of the Covid-19
epidemic with the
Reaper of Souls.
Well, wonder no more.
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Still waiting for
the Typhoid-Mary-onettes to
demand the re-opening
of libraries and
book stores.
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You heard about Mike
Pence wandering around
the Mayo clinic without
a mask, right? I
really wish one of
the Covid-19 patients
had pulled off his
mask and blew hot
kisses into the snow-capped
butt-kissers oblivious
face.
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Has our military
shot down any Iranian
boats
yet?
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I've been hearing information from medical experts who say they don't know
what
this
virus
is
ultimately capable
of, that they've never seen anything like it, that it seems to adjust its damage
based on one's genetic make-up, that it may be mutating.
Why didn't they name this thing Trump-19?
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The USPS should stop
delivering GOP campaign
donation letters
and postcards, just
so we can hear Republican
politicians scream
and wail and
moan and cry and
weep that the postal
service is
vital to this country.
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t-Rump: "The media
is fake news. Jared
Kushner is a brilliant
person."
Trump lies about
everything.
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Note to meat-packing
plant employees:
t-Rump is trying
to kill you by forcing
you back into hazardous
work environments,
but you already know
that. So begin showing
up late for work.
Like,
really
late. For several
days at a time. Then,
when they fire you,
apply for the unemployment you
couldn't get if you
simply quit.
This may not work
in all states, so
check into your
local unemployment
laws first.
=Lefty=
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