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The progressive web comic about Trump suggesting we drink disinfectant.

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Oh, Yeahhhh! Oh, NOOOOOOO!

Many years from now someone's going to look at this comic and go "What the bloody eff, man?"

So I will attempt to explain, but please keep in mind that whenever I use a silly name I'm actually referring to Donald Trump, the stupidest American president of all time. With that in mind, here we go.

This sad tale begins during the Saddest Pandemic Update on Earth when a quick presentation was given on Best Practices for fighting the coronavirus, centering on the benfits of disinfectants and sunlight.

Tinyfingers McBumblefuckery stared at the presentation display for a moment or two before word-salading his way through an odd collection of thought fragments that essentially settled on the notion that it'd be super-neat-o if we could kill the coronavirus by shining a really bright light inside of people, maybe even get them to huff or inject some disinfectant, too. After all, he thought, if sunlight and disinfectants are good enough to sanitize a kitchen counter or a cell phone they ought to work even better inside a human body.

As he said this, out loud, his pandemic team looked down at their shoes and wondered if they'd sold their souls too cheap.

The next day the press asked him about this idea again, because it was a bonkers notion even for the Oaf of Office. After rattling off his limited assortment of insults at the press he told the reporter that he was just being sarcastic towards the "Fake News", implying that they were big stupid-heads for falling for this obvious jape.

"But", the reporter said, "you were looking right at your medical team when you said it."

"Press conference over!" said Cheeto Benito.

Needless to say, the major disinfectant manufacturers of this country were not completely convinced by the sarcasm claim and proceeded to post a multitude of warnings to the general public via social media that drinking, snorting, smoking, huffing or injecting their line of products would have tragic results. The implication being that the Giant Orange Man-Baby was full of beans.

The American public is currently having a good laugh at the expense of the Angry Creamsicle who will, of this I'm certain, do something even more moronic tomorrow and the press, and the public, will forget all about this incident. It's been this way for three-and-a-half years.

We accept your pity.

Incidentally, as this farce played out the death toll for the coronavirus reached 53,000 in the U.S., in less than five weeks. In all that time Agent Orange has not offered his condolences to the families of those who have died.

Not once.

I hope the future persons who are reading this live in more sensible times.


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News & Notes for April 24, 2020

Trump reportededly watches seven hours of cable news each morning, coming to work at noon.

Trump owes tens of millions of dollars to a Chinese bank.

Trump threatens to cut coronavirus funds for the US Postal Service if they don't raise their rates.

69% of American voters support Medicare For All.

How Republicans became the Party of Death.

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