The
Mueller Report, Part Seven: Unofficial GOP Mascots
Wouldn't you just know it.
A comic company is planning on creating a graphic novel
version of the Mueller Report. Nice, but it won't be
on sale until April of 2020. The Report may just be
a quaint anecdote by then and we'll all be too busy
watching our skin slough away after t-Rump incites
a nuclear
war with Alabama.
Tomorrow: Pages 29-33, summarized by Sarah Huckabee
Sander's eyes.
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I would almost bet that the Pumpkin Potentate has sexually
assaulted more women than any of the thousands of Mexicans
that have crossed the border in the past two years.
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The Trump administration is literally killing children
in his concentration camps and Trump is literally blaming
it on Obama.
All part of Making America Great.
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Democratic
Party motto: We can fix this.
Republican Party motto: We can break this.
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The following companies all have prefect records from the
Human Rights Campaign when it comes to LGBTQ workplace equality.
Yet here is how much campaign money each company has donated
to the most homophobic of congressmen:
AT&T — $2,755,000 to 193 politicians
UPS — $2,366,122 to 159 politicians
Comcast — $2,116,500 to 154 politicians
Home Depot — $1,825,500 to 111 politicians
General Electric — $1,380,500 to 97 politicians
FedEx — $1,261,500 to 75 politicians
UBS — $1,094,750 to 72 politicians
Verizon — $1,022,803 to 74 politicians
Pfizer — $959,263 to 52 politicians
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The Supreme Court just struck down a trademark provision
blocking "scandalous" trademarks, specifically
a company trying to trademark the name "FUCT".
Owners of Wang, Fuchs, Siemens, Bimbo Bakeries, and "Master
Bait & Tackle Shop" all applauded the decision.
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See you tomorrow.
=Lefty=
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