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Progressive comic about how Trump will do anything to win the presidential election.

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The Walls. They Is Closing In

2012: The Republican-led House and Senate pass the Whistleblower Protection Enhancement Act unanimously because, presumably, there was a Democrat in the White House and all whistleblowing was sacred.

GOP, 2019: "Whistleblowers must DIE!"


Why does t-Rump keep calling his phone calls with Ukraine "perfect" instead of "perfectly honest and legal"?






It's Infrastructure Week, which of course means Fat Hitler is doubling down on impeachable offenses by bringing China into the Joe Biden mix while "improving" Medicare in such a way that, no matter how you frame it, will inevitably result in increased profits for the insurance industry.


t-Rump operative Jacob Wohl engaged in a bit of slander today, asserting that presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren engaged in a tumultuous affair with an ex-Marine.

That probably has nothing to do with rumors that Melania Trump is boning the hunky head of security at Trump Tower.


Eric Trump, Jr.: "I'm not guilty of holding illegal meetings with Russians in Trump Tower before the elections because I'm stupid. The FBI said so."

Mike Pence: "I'm not guilty of extorting foreign leaders to influence our elections because I'm just a patsy. Please let me be president next."

Donald Trump: "I'm not guilty of anything because I'm just following orders. Right, Vlad?"

Putin: "Da. Da-ha-ha. DAAAAAAA-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaa!"


Police: "You sent us several selfies of yourself with a bloody knife in your free hand, crouching over a dead body, texting that the bitch deserved it and that you're finally going to get to watch reruns of 'The Apprentice' in peace without the sound of that damn vacuum cleaner getting on your nerves. Can you explain this?"

Festering Orange Glob: "Yes. Joe Biden once ran a stop sign in Kenosha, Wisconsin and he wasn't wearing a seat belt. He's a crook. Believe me."

In case I'm not making it clear enough it doesn't matter WHAT Joe Biden or his son did. What matters is that t-Rump violated his office by asking a foreign power to interfere in our elections. End of story.


The latest t-Rump excuse, during a brief tête-à-tête with the press, about Ukraine is that he didn't think that Biden would be his opponent in 2020 [eye-roll] and that his only intent was to ferret out corruption, 'cause corruption is what he do. 'Cause he be president and all like that kinda shit.

A reporter asked him "What other elements of governmental corruption are you currently investigating?"

t-Rump's response: "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, oh gee, look at the time."


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