The
Walls. They Is Closing In
2012:
The Republican-led House and Senate pass the Whistleblower
Protection Enhancement Act unanimously because, presumably,
there was a Democrat in the White House and all whistleblowing
was sacred.
GOP, 2019: "Whistleblowers must DIE!"
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Why does t-Rump keep calling his phone calls with Ukraine "perfect" instead
of "perfectly honest and legal"?
............
Oh.
OhhhhHHHHHHhhhhhh.
Right.
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It's Infrastructure Week, which of course means Fat
Hitler is doubling down on impeachable offenses by
bringing China into the Joe Biden mix while "improving" Medicare
in such a way that, no matter how you frame it, will
inevitably result in increased profits for the insurance
industry.
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t-Rump operative Jacob Wohl engaged in a bit of slander
today, asserting that presidential candidate Elizabeth
Warren engaged in a tumultuous affair with an ex-Marine.
That probably has nothing to do with rumors that Melania
Trump is boning the hunky head of security at Trump
Tower.
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Eric Trump, Jr.: "I'm not guilty of holding illegal
meetings with Russians in Trump Tower before the elections
because I'm stupid. The FBI said so."
Mike Pence: "I'm not guilty of extorting foreign
leaders to influence our elections because I'm just
a patsy. Please let me be president next."
Donald Trump: "I'm not guilty of anything because
I'm just following orders. Right, Vlad?"
Putin: "Da. Da-ha-ha. DAAAAAAA-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaa!"
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Police: "You sent us several selfies of yourself
with a bloody knife in your free hand, crouching
over a dead body, texting that the bitch deserved it
and that you're finally going to get to watch reruns
of
'The
Apprentice' in peace without the sound of that damn
vacuum cleaner getting on your nerves. Can you explain
this?"
Festering Orange Glob: "Yes. Joe Biden once ran
a stop sign in Kenosha, Wisconsin and he wasn't wearing
a seat belt. He's a crook. Believe me."
In case I'm not making it clear enough it doesn't
matter WHAT Joe Biden or his son did. What matters
is that
t-Rump
violated
his office by asking a foreign power to interfere in
our elections. End of story.
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The latest t-Rump excuse, during a brief tête-à-tête with the press, about Ukraine is that he didn't think
that Biden would be
his opponent
in
2020
[eye-roll] and
that his only intent was to ferret
out corruption, 'cause corruption is what he do. 'Cause
he be president and all like that kinda shit.
A reporter asked him "What other elements of governmental
corruption are you currently investigating?"
t-Rump's response: "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, oh gee, look
at the time."
=Lefty=
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