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The progressive web comic about trump trying to pardon himself.

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Hard-on for Pard-ons.

If a president can pardon himself for any crime then what's to stop Pence from murdering Trump, becoming president, then pardoning himself?

Hell, if we keep at this long enough I could be president, too.... briefly.


Why is Mitch McConnell canceling the August recess for the Senate?

So that Republican Senators won't have to sit in front of angry mobs at town halls being asked embarrassing questions about the shit job they've been doing and having the videos blow up on Youtube.


Black NFL players: "We're kneeling to protest injustice."

t-Rump: "Well, I'm gonna make ya stand. Or else!"

Super Bowl champs Philadelphia Eagles: "Then we're not coming to the White House, because you suck."

t-Rump: "Fine! I'll have my own super bowl party freedom patriotism.... thing. Without you. Just me and my white friends. So there!"


For all those upset that Samantha Bee described Ivanka Trump a cunt then you can console yourself with a simple "piece of ass", as that's what her dad has called her.


t-Rump: "Samantha Bee called Ivanka a cunt? She must be fired!"

t-Rump: "Ted Nugent called Hillary a cunt? Invite him to the White House."


Samantha Bee was dead wrong to call Ivanka Trump a cunt.

Ivanka has neither the warmth nor the depth to be a cunt.

For the record, my spell-checker didn't recongnize the word "cunt". Ivanka's still not off the hook, though.


Samantha Bee's full quote: “You know, Ivanka, that’s a beautiful photo of you and your child, but let me just say, one mother to another: Do something about your dad’s immigration practices, you feckless cunt! He listens to you! Put on something tight and low-cut and tell your father to fuckin’ stop it.”


You can BET that each one of Trump's awkward economic "innovations" are purely designed to put money in his own pocket.


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