Wax
On, Wax Off.
"Patriotism isn't about
making everyone stand and
salute the flag. Patriotism
is about making a country
where everyone wants to." -
Jason Kander
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My suggestion for NFL players
who wish to protest racial
injustice
during the
national anthem is to stick
your fingers in your
ears,
or
up your nose, or pat your
heads and rub your bellies.
It will be noticed,
believe me. And then the
owners will have to pass
bylaw after bylaw until every
player is eventually strait-jacketed
during the anthem. And if
they do, learn Morse code
and blink the words "Fuck
Trump". We'll be watching.
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The Giant Obese Orange Man-Baby
called off the North Korea
talks because (insert ridiculous
reason here) and then suddenly
remembered that his reason
for not answering Robert
Mueller's questions is he
didn't have time for it,
due to the North Korea talks.
And that's why the talks
are back on... until they're
not again. Rinse and repeat.
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A
long time ago at a Thanksgiving far, far away...
Luke: Did I mention our aunt and uncle were killed
by troopers looking for lost droids?
Leia: Hey! What a coincidence. I sent droids to your
planet.
Luke: .............................................
Luke: Pass the fuckin' gravy.
(Don't worry. They kissed and made up later.)
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Korean perjury is a sex act in Thailand that involves
dead dogs and a jar of Vegemite.
=Lefty=
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