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The progressive web comic about trump screwing up the North Korea peace talks.

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Wax On, Wax Off.

"Patriotism isn't about making everyone stand and salute the flag. Patriotism is about making a country where everyone wants to." - Jason Kander


My suggestion for NFL players who wish to protest racial injustice during the national anthem is to stick your fingers in your ears, or up your nose, or pat your heads and rub your bellies. It will be noticed, believe me. And then the owners will have to pass bylaw after bylaw until every player is eventually strait-jacketed during the anthem. And if they do, learn Morse code and blink the words "Fuck Trump". We'll be watching.


The Giant Obese Orange Man-Baby called off the North Korea talks because (insert ridiculous reason here) and then suddenly remembered that his reason for not answering Robert Mueller's questions is he didn't have time for it, due to the North Korea talks.

And that's why the talks are back on... until they're not again. Rinse and repeat.


A long time ago at a Thanksgiving far, far away...

Luke: Did I mention our aunt and uncle were killed by troopers looking for lost droids?

Leia: Hey! What a coincidence. I sent droids to your planet.

Luke: .............................................

Luke: Pass the fuckin' gravy.

(Don't worry. They kissed and made up later.)


Korean perjury is a sex act in Thailand that involves dead dogs and a jar of Vegemite.


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