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The progressive web comic about the Republican destruction of the social safety net.

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Sudden Death... With Any Luck

Alien scout: "There are two classes of humans. Smart ones and dumb ones."

Alien leader: "How can we tell them apart?"

Scout: "Oh, it's easy. The dumb ones wear little crosses around their necks."


Just like Hitler ruined that really cool mustache for everyone, in years to come nobody will be piling their sideburns onto the top of their head and spray painting it a pukey yellow color.


Does anyone else find it odd that the Bible's Adam named a dog after a region in Mexico?

Hint: Chihuahua


Michelle Wolff's opinion, and mine, mesh perfectly: If the Right can't take a joke, fuck 'em.



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