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The Plague Party

Here's a secret look at two Republican Game Plans:

Worst Case Scenario:

Craft bills that profit our donors. Trump will sign anything.

When Trump resigns continue to craft bills to profit our donors. Pence will sign anything.

When Pence resigns continue to craft bills to profit our donors. Ryan will sign anything.

When Ryan resigns hold never-ending series of Congressional hearings on President Pelosi's connections to Russian mafia.

Continue to sit on hands until proles forget what absolute cock-waffles we are and votes us back again in 2020.

Best Case Scenario:

Start nuclear war with North Korea.

Have Trump fire Mueller for attacking President in time of war.

Attack Democratic candidates for being soft on defense.

Cancel elections due to nuclear war.

Backyard BBQ with Putin.


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