Signs of the Times
You may be asking yourself "All this week the news
has been filled with Russian intrigue. So why the hell
is Lefty making cartoons about farm bankruptcies?"
Well, it's because I read something earlier this
week that
broke my heart and that was that farm bankruptcies
this year have reached levels that surpass those of
the 2007-09 recession, and it's all due to Herr Schmuckface's
tariffs.
Considering that this is supposed to be a
booming economy <cough>
that's
no mean feat.
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For those that haven't grasped the significance of
recent revelations regarding t-Rump's secret plan for
a Russian hotel it's because he was doing it while
sanctions were in place. That's a HUGE no-no and he
,and his
family, have been caught red-handed.
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Here's some schadenfreude-filled prognostication:
In the next couple of weeks Mueller lowers the boom
on t-Rump and Pence, who is every bit as complicit
as
his boss. They both broker a deal to resign without
jail time before the end of the year,
putting
Paul
Ryan's
maliciously boyish butt in the Oval Office.
That would
be the smart political move.
However, if T&P decide to tough it out impassioned
public pressure upon the Senate to take action on their
treasonous
perfidy would eventually result in a President Nancy
Pelosi.
Eat it, Mitch.
Okay, now what if Pelosi chooses Hillary as her Veep?
Yes, it could happen, requiring only a majority
vote in both houses of Congress. The Senate might
grumble but they'd have to approve her. What objections
could they possibly have? That she ran a pedophile
ring in the basement of a pizza parlor? Pfffft!
Okay, now....
What if Pelosi then decides to step down and let
Hillary become President?
It would be the most gratifying kick-in-the-nuts to
the GOP possible.
(My money's on the second possibility as Schmuck D'Orange
isn't leaving the White House voluntarily. He'll probably
barricade himself inside the Oval Office
and only give
himself
up once
he runs
out
of
Diet Coke.)
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Maybe it's just me but when Twittler used the term
"cool" to describe his Russia deal it sounded to me
like when black comedians imitate white people. Just
hilariously wrong.
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The Giant Orange Man-Baby has recently decreed that
all federal employees are prohibited from using the
words "resist" or "impeachment" while
on the job.
It's like a slug saying that no one can mention "salt".
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As for 41 kicking the bucket, here's a an interesting
statement he made back in 1987:
"I don't know that atheists should be considered as
citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This
is one nation under God."
Rot in your little imaginary Hell, George.
=Lefty=
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