Double-Negativism
Today is Day Nine (count 'em, 9) of
the world-famous, death-defying "Raging
Pencils Cartoon Recycle-Rama", a month-long experiment
in unadulterated sloth.
This particular 'toon is from September 9,
2011.
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A great question of the Manchild Churian candidate,
by Bill In Portland, Maine, via dailykos:
"Meryl Streep didn't mention you by name in her
Golden Globes speech, so why did you automatically
assume
she was talking about you as the one mocking the disabled
if you say you've never mocked the disabled?"
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Today Senator Sheldon Whitehouse (D-RI) asked Jeff
Sessions, who probably has a "I'd Rather Be Lynching"
bumper
sticker
on his
Lexus
SUV,
if secular people had just as good a claim to understanding
the truth as a religious one.
Mr. Session's response: "Well, I'm not sure."
Thanks for keeping an open mind, Jeffrey.
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Trump says he didn't have pee-sex with those prostitutes
because he asked the Kremlin and they said that , no,
he didn't have pee-sex with those prostitutes, so THERE! Nyahh!
In other news, Charles Manson stated the voices in
his head cleared him of any wrong-doing.
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Trump: "Russia has never tried to use leverage
over me. I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH RUSSIA - NO DEALS,
NO LOANS, NO NOTHING!"
Oh, if only there was some way to prove that were true.
Like, I dunno.... tax returns or something.
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Jeff Sessions, October 2016: "Grabbing a woman
by the genitals is not sexual assault."
Jeff Sessions, January 11, 2017: "Grabbing a woman
by the genitals IS sexual assault."
Keep in mind that Sessions was one of the first Senators
to endorse Trump. He lied for Trump then, he'll lie
to us now.
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Remember when we invaded Iraq? Defense Secretary Paul
Wolfowitz said oil revenue would pay for reconstruction.
$100+ billion tax-payer dollars later, what do we have?
So now Trump says Mexico will pay for his wall. Mexico
says they won't. So guess who's paying for it? Wanna
guess how many billions the GOP will plow through THIS
time?
Twice. That's twice you poor, ignorant Red-state savages
fell for this snake oil. Thanks, assholes!
=Lefty=
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