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Conservative
Failureship
Early this week Democrat Chris Murphy
staged a filibuster on the floor of the Senate, demanding
a vote on more
stringent gun control laws. After fifteen hours of
shaming the Republican Senate leadership they gave
in and called a vote.
Then the Republicans all voted "No".
Actually, they voted "No fucking way liberal retard
neener-neener gotcher nose and your mom right here
LOL ROTFL what a newb I can't believe they fell for
it fuck the gays in the hole with a mellow roll."
Then, on Wednesday, Democrat John Lewis called for
a sit-in in the House until a vote was allowed for
a vote on tighter gun controls. After several uncomfortable
hours of enduring the Twitterverse's raucous lambasting
of House Leader Paul Ryan
he
called the House to order for a VERY late-night vote....
to overturn a presidential veto that protects seniors
from unscrupulous money managers.
Yes, it was a two-fer for these soulless conservative
automatons. Screwing the public, who by a VAST margin
want tighter gun restrictions, and letting their Wall
Street pals know they can be counted on when it comes
to screwing old people out of their savings... even
though they didn't, or couldn't, change a damn thing.
=Lefty=
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Scene: Gravesite of Pulse nightclub
victims, attended by group of
Republican Party elephants.
Forty-nine fewer democrats. Thank
you, Jesus.
Dear God, please don't let anyone
learn I hung out in their bathroom.
Thank you for giving them what
they deserved, Lord.
Rot in hell, cock-suckers. Amen.
I can almost feel gun sales going
through the roof. Halleleujah!
I beseech thee, Oh Lord. What
is the best way to politicize
this?
The GOP offers its thoughts and
prayers.
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