Straight
Flush!
Here's another good idea
for North Carolinians who think the new
LGBT laws are a bit medieval... convincingly
disguise yourself as the opposite
sex and visit public bathrooms, but use
the gender-correct banos. If someone
calls the gendarmes just whip out the genetalic
goods
and say "See? Now show me yours."
Just
imagine large gaggles of such cosplayers
parading
from
powder
room
to
outhouse
to squat-slab and the resultant,
frantic public outreach to the local
constabulary. After hundreds
of such
calls a day the police
would be
afraid
to venture out
of the
ye olde
donut shoppe.
As you can see, the problem with the new
discrimination law is enforcement. Should
anyone of indeterminate sex, and you
know who I mean,
have to suffer daily humiliations at
the hands of people with no imagination?
Will there eventually be jail cells full
of potential Pats?
The real question is "Why would anyone write such laws?" From
all that I know the real problem in ladies bathrooms are the
complete
piggettes who routinely trash the joints. (Funny how it's the
"other women" who make a mess of the latrines, not the women
who relate such tales.)
If hommes masquerading as femmes crashed
the female lavs they'd be more
inclined to
fix the plumbing and the cabinetry than assault the
unwary. Besides, it's hard enough getting a woman's pantyhose
off with
the intention
of rape. Imagine having to doff your own hose, too.
But I get it. Conservatives hate the gays, or anything they
can't easily define as male or female, but if they were serious
about this they'd also outlaw flowers (both male and female
reproductive organs), beer and bread (made from non-sexual
yeast), "Finding
Nemo" (adult clown fish can change their sex), and Jesus,
whose mother only had sex with a god. Now THAT'S weird.
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Technical
Note: No,
the HTML isn't screwed up. The format of the site has been
modestly changed. I've arbitrarily moved all the essential
stuff to the left so that you fine folks enjoying my 'toons
via mobile devices won't have to swipe so much.
I will NOT be altering the format of all the other pages because I'm not altogether
insane. Just 10% fruit juice.
=Lefty=
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