Judged
On His Own Merrick
The Republicans in the
House and Senate LOVE Merrick Garland.
He's got friend all
over DC, on both sides of the aisle. The
GOP
even said that Mr. Obama would never dare
nominate him because he wasn't liberal
enough, but now they're all "Ewww!
He's got Negro cooties! Ick-ick-ick!"
Sheeeeeesh!
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(The following is transcribed from the
latest creation from political animator
extraordinaire,
Mark Fiore.)
Dear Heathen Infidels,
First, thanks for calling this "war",
which makes us sound like a big army, which
we're not. (Shhhhh!)
Thank you, Ted Cruz, for calling for police
crackdowns in Muslim Neighborhoods. (We
trusted you'd overreact.)
Thank you, Donald Trump, for promoting
torture! GREAT for recruitment, like before!
Trump = Jobs for Jihadists!
Thanks to cable news! Only YOU can give
a few guys with nail bombs wall-to-wall
coverage!
Thanks to ALL who call for laws to change
and for compassion to end. We couldn't
do it without you!
Thanks for saying we're an "existential
threat" instead of just murderers.
(We LOVE a clash of civilizations!)
Most of all, THANK YOU for being terrified.
You put the "terror" in "terrorism!"
Thank you.
Love, ISIS
=Lefty=
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