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Heavy Metal

I'm a full day late finishing this comic because this situation in Flint has preyed on my mind like a rabid, mutant, radioactive version of "The Girl From Epanema", if you know what I mean.

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Some fave tweets about the latest Republican dog-n-pony show.

Just stuck my head out my hotel window and I literally heard women's vagina's going dry as these guys gab about abortion.
- Patton Oswalt

This is the part the debate where each candidate explains how to get to Heaven by takin' insurance away from poor folks.
- Tea Pain

Jeb Bush: I can beat Hillary Clinton, even though I'm losing to all 9 people who are losing to Hillary Clinton.
- LOLGOP

Weird how Chris Christie's example of America not being safe happened under a Republican president.
- Cafe

Chris Christie: "My wife was near NYC on 9/11, which is super convenient for my campaign now."
- Literally Kate

Ben Carson always sounds like he's re-telling the plot of a movie that the two of you just saw together.
- Anne T. Donahue

Ted Cruz: "You need someone who will kill the terrorists, but not like Obama killed Bin Laden."
- Literally Kate

Ben Carson : "I'm going to try reciting The Preamble without singing it like I learned on Schoolhouse Rock."
- Patton Oswalt

Jeb Bush: "I will (gnnnuh) defeat (gnuhl) Hillary." -Patton Oswalt

=Lefty=
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eddi

@Truly Texan
The problem with the use of heavy metals to create Reb voters is that they have to run the dosages very close to LD 90 levels to avoid getting a mere Libertarian.

TrulyTexas

Lurker111
I'm a guy. Is the exaggeration you mention about the brain damage or the song?
Sadly, I really like these types of songs. I sing along in the car with McArthur Park.

Lurker111

What Truly Texan said. I just wish he (or she?) were exaggerating.

jerrywww

That doesn't hold a candle to "It's a small world after all", more than 20 years after my last Disneyland visit and I will still sometimes wake up at 3am humming that one.

CaroCogitatus

Well, thanks a *lot*, TrulyTexan. /sarcasm

TrulyTexan

They might want to try adding mercury then as well. It takes a whole lot of brain damage to vote republican.
I'm the same with Rupert Holmes "Escape". Once it's in there, it's in there.




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