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Holy Bottled Water

If you lack a dependable water supply. If a gypsy curse prevents you from buying commercial glassware. If your immune system is so weakened that you cannot sip from public fountains. If you have certifiable evidence that bottled water is superior to tap water. If you are emotionally unable to be more than ten feet away from a potable water source at any given moment. Then drink bottled water whenever you please.

Otherwise QUIT BUYING THAT CRAP!

Future generations are already going to be pretty damned peeved over the way we wrecked the environment with our poison-powered vehicles, but they just might find the immense piles of plastic water bottles buried in landfills so intolerable that I wouldn't blame them if they invented a machine that would resurrect the dead just so they could revive us all and whack us endlessly on the snouts for being such selfish, thoughtless pigs.

=Lefty=

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