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GOP elephant: Mr. President, We will
shut this government down unless you
defund Planned Parenthood.
Obama: I guess I have no choice. Consider
it defunded.
Really? Uh, I mean... we will shut
this government down unless you also
burn down all the abortion clinics.
You have me over a barrel. I'll supply
the gasoline.
Really? In that case, we'll shut this
government down unless you initiate
a policy of force-insemination of all
unmarried virgins.
Sounds extreme, but my hands are tied.
This! This is how you make government
work!
And then you wake up.