I'm
glad today's comic was late in coming
as it afforded me a swift opportunity to
wish John Boehner a not-so-fine "Adieu!".
Not only do I get to share all of my Boehner-specific
'toons over the years (the thumbs to your
left) but the following
Rant
from
June of 2012. Enjoy!
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John Boehner, Kill Yourself.
John Boehner
has a lot of goddamned gall as today, in
a closed meeting with House
Republicans, he said the following:
"Let's call bullshit bullshit. This
election is about jobs, jobs, jobs."
Two years ago, in 2010, the Republican
Party campaigned on "Jobs. Jobs. Jobs" And
it worked. And once installed as Speaker
of
the House John Boehner made the promise
that "We're going to have a relentless
focus on creating jobs."
Except it's been two years and Mr. Boehner's
congress has not, through any sort of legislation,
created a single job. Not one.
In fact, a very good case can be made that
the GOP has actively stalled job growth
in this country as a political tool. The
Congress is, after all, the primary body
which can enact the sort of legislation
which would result in lower unemployment,
but they've sat on their hands for two
years. The famous "Do-Nothing Congress" doesn't
hold a candle to the amazing sloth the
current Congress has exhibited.
Even so, the private sector is doing very
well, unemployment is hovering just above
8 per cent, even as Republican-led state
legislatures are shedding public sector
jobs as fast as they can to make the employment
numbers look as grim as possible. Teachers,
firefighters, police, all being released
from their jobs in record numbers just
so the GOP has a stick to bash the president
with.
Mr. Boehner, you are a waste of otherwise
good RNA but there is a way to redeem your
useless existence on this planet.
To paraphrase the sainted Bill Hicks, "Kill
yourself."
Seriously.
Seek sweet release by sucking on any one
of the hundreds of complimentary NRA Magnums
you keep in the office junk drawer. Give
it up by choking yourself on your own fake
tears. Shuffle off this mortal coil by
disconnecting your lips from the life support
of Richard Koch's sweet, puckered asshole.
Kick your bucket by coating yourself with
Pam and baste yourself insensate in a tanning
booth. Anything that will bring dignity
back to the name of "Boner".
=Lefty=
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