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Biology, by God!

I'd been pondering this odd idea of mud-genesis for quite a while and I've always wondered what the process might have looked like had I been there to witness it. Would the mud-person (And you're a Mud Person, too, if you believe this Biblical clap-trap) have instantaneously transformed from humble dirt into a living, breathing human or would each grain of sand, silt and worm-poop have laboriously altered its structure, atom-by-atom, into nerves, connective tissue and other useful biological components.

Considering that Yahweh supposedly snapped his fingers and created the whole of creation why didn't He simply abracadabra humans directly into existence, too? This mud-into-man story reveals nothing but historic man's primitive grasp of biology. In essence, it's first century science fantasy offered as comfortable, easy-to-swallow fact.


I'm not commenting on the Republican Debate, because it wasn't a debate and will have no effect on which candidate will eventually accept the nomination, except to say that Democrat Bernie Sanders had the best response:


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Black negress God: Lucy! Can you believe this? I spent years perfecting eukaryotic biology and now these bozos are claiming that I created humankind from mud. MUD!

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