Google
Chow (Eat hearty, little Google-bots!)
We just got another order for more "Thanks
for participating" trophies.
Aw, geez. I am so SICK of this! Why
don't we accept the fact that some
people are just never going to win?
To me this does nothing for the little
bastard's self-esteem and only helps
mark them as pathetic losers.
And, while I'm being brutally honest,
most of these players are too clueless
to even realize they suck at what they're
doing. So what's the point here?
Sigh. Okay. What are their names?
Rand Paul, Marco Rubio, Lindsay Graham,
Rick Santorum, Mike Huckabee, Carly
Fiorina, Ted Cruz...