Uncompromising Munitions

Gun owners must be real wussies. They've obviously come to some tacit agreement that plain old bullets are all they really need to get their Second Amendment rocks off.

BORRRRRR-RINNNNG!

For example, after the recent riot in Waco the police siezed over a hundred guns, and yet only nine combatants died. This is a clear indication that these men were using little sissy guns shooting little sissy bullets. They were probably painted lilac or eggshell, too, something that matches the drapes in their mobile homes.

Guys, how about guns that shoots flaming, explosive, radioactive bowling balls? Now there's a REAL man's weapon, the kind with recoil powerful enough to powder femurs. If you're not willing to take a little punishment while meting out justice then you might as well be reading sonnets to those black teens down at the playground, saucily wolfing down their Skittles.

Face it, gun-loons, anything short of fissionable materials is just kid's stuff, but the window of opportunity is closing fast. You need to get serious about institutionalized mayhem before the greenhouse effect reduces us all into greasy puddles of adipose tissue.

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