April
15th, Goddammit!
Today's
'toon was awfully, horribly, terribly,
punishably tardy because I spent all
fucking day
trying to find a handful of largely
fictional tax deductions.
Therefore,
for the record, I attend
fourteen churches, I drive my car
337,000 miles a year for business purposes,
and my company spent $127 million dollars
on new equipment... like food, gasoline,
and double-ended dildoes.
Thank
god for loopholes.
=Lefty=
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