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Donald Trump wants to ban Muslims from entering the U.S. should he become president. Think about that:

"Welcome to the U.S., sir. I hope you enjoyed your flight. Can you please prove that you're not a Muslim?"

"What? I'm an American."

"Yes, sir, but are you a Muslim?"

"Look, man, it's okay. I'm a Christian."

"I'm sure you are, sir. How often do you attend church?"

"Quite often."

"Which church, exactly?"

"Well, to be honest, I haven't gone in a long time..."

"I see. Can you name the twelve disciples of Christ?"

"Well, I guess. There's Simon and Peter, John, James and uhhhh.... Prancer and Vixen?"

"I'm sorry. Would you please step aside, sir."

"Dude, I was BAPTIZED!"

"Do you have a receipt?"

"I'm wearing a cross! See?"

"Hmm. Made in China. Step aside, sir."

"But I'm WHITE!"

"Step aside, sir!"

"This! This is why I voted for Bernie Sanders!"

"Yes. We know, sir. We know."


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